Recipe for the Perfect Woman

4 cups of love 1 tbsp of laughter
2 cups of wisdom 1/4 cup of patience
1 pinch of understanding 1 tsp of attitude & beauty

Mix love and understanding together until no lumps of misunderstanding are seen, then add patience and laughter to create a batter that will last until thereafter, and a tsp. of attitude and beauty just to make her real.
~ Grease the pan with wisdom and guidance.
~ Bake for 1 hour
Make one beautiful woman who has nothing but love to give, full of patience and understanding that lasts a lifetime topped with a warm loving smile.
Serves one large family and world.